Hair is sort of threads coming out of your head; they grow just like they was living.

Michael Angelo painted the cistern of the chapel.

Brussels is famous for its carpets and sprouts.

Samuel Pepys kept a dairy.

When one of her pupils announced that her mummy had just had a baby, the teacher remarked, 'How nice, Susan! Is it a boy or a girl?'   'No, not yet, it's just a baby,' she replied.

The teacher was involved in explaining about angels and seraphs when one child asked if they flew. 'Yes,' said the teacher, 'it says so in the Bible.'   'I'd like to be one,' said one scruffy lad who was always in trouble. 'That would be nice,' she smiled.   '...and I could chase the crows, miss,' he continued.

I am Jimmy. I love my Mother. I love my Father. I love my Sister. I love my Dog. I love my Budgie. But not all of them love me.

Joan of Arc was Noah's sister.

A centimetre is an insect with a hundred legs.